August 27, 1999
By now everyone has heard of Buford Furrow, a man who would
have passed through this world unnoticed except for the fact
he took a machine gun into a Jewish daycare and wounded five
people, including three children.
In Toronto, two Jewish seniors were beaten by cowards. The
reason? Apparently because they were Jewish and on their way
Then there's Waco, Oklahoma City and the Unibomber. Not to
mention the various militias and other whackjobs wandering around,
just waiting to explode.
So, what does it take to be a nut?
First, pick a group and blame your problems on them. It doesn't
matter if you don't know anything about them, or even if you've
never met one. They are the cause of everything wrong in your
life. They are why your wife left, your dog died, and you got
fired from that mailroom job.
Talk a lot about the accomplishments of your race, religious
group or ethnic group, even though you've never done anything
with your own life. It doesn't matter if you're a loser, as long
as you come from a race of winners.
If you are a loser, its not your fault. It's the fault of
the international conspiracy of Freemasons, Catholics, Jews,
feminists, immigrants, Communists, Capitalists, etc., and their
puppets in government and the media. The fact that they deny
the existence of a conspiracy is further proof that it exists.
Claim you have a historic right to something that belongs
to someone else. Nurse the grudge for 700 years instead of getting
on with your life. Feel a strong tie to some place you've never
seen, and be prepared to throw rocks at people who have never
done you any personal harm.
Argue that everyone but you should be shipped back to their
ancestors' country of origin. After all, you are the only one
who has a right to be here, not matter how lonely it gets.
Believe the government only exists to cause you inconvenience.
Claim that Jesus belongs to your own ethnic group. After all,
there were lots of tall, blond, blue-eyed people born in the
Middle East two thousand years ago.
Decide the Bible, Koran, or holy book of your choice, requires
you to hate other people instead of loving them. Believe you
have been given a divine mission to hurt and maim innocent people.
Join a group of like-minded losers. Spend your holidays in
a compound deep in the woods firing weapons at cardboard cutouts
of your enemies and rolling around in the mud. Wear a lot of
camo. Always carry a knife. Sing a lot of hymns.
Have 50 or 60 handguns, and complain that the government is
limiting your freedom by denying you a bazooka. It is after all
your God-given right to protect yourself with anti-tank weapons.
Fill your basement with canned goods and ammo. Have your own
newsletter and fill it with spelling mistakes. Publish it on
Get a book by mail order on how to make explosives, and then
blow off your own thumb mixing the stuff on the stove.
Finally, teach your children to hate other children in their
class because they're different and don't look like them.
That way they can grow up to be as big a loser as you.